Hi! Today`s new item is a Graham fountain! Sold at the monkeys only party!
Justin Bieber: HI! Would you like an auto graph?
Me: What?
Justin: An Auto Graph. Would you like one?
Me:...Who are you again?
Justin: Are you kidding me? It's me, Justin!
Me: I don't think I know a Justin...
Justin Bieber: JUSTIN! JUSTIN BIEBER!!
Me: Oh. I think I heard that name before...
Justin: yeah...?
Me: Yeah, When my dad was listening to the radio.
You have a really good singing voice.
Justin: Thanks.
Me: Yeah.. So are your a tomboy or something?
Justin: ... What...? A TOMBOY?
Me: Yeah, your wearing boy's clothes.
Justin: . . . O_O
XD
Post on Profile If you hate Justin Bieber C:
Of course i added this XD
99% Of Teens Would Cry If Justin Bieber Was About To Jump Off The Top Of A Skyscraper. 1% Would Sit Back With Some Popcorn, Shades, And Yell,"DO A BACK FLIP!!",Copy And Paste This To Your Sniff if your that 1%
1% is me :3
THINGS TO DO IN WALMART
1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
3. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
4. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
5. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
6. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
14. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things XD
Stolen from my freind Raventalon XD
Ill add more Tommarow :3 have a Great day and hope to see you around Animal jam!
They are quite comical, but I'm not sure we should add anything with bad words, religion, etc... Sorry, just some of our readers might be offended...
ReplyDeleteSorry, I really don't want to abuse my power, but I needed to clean up a few things...
ReplyDeletelol its ok :3 some one asked me to add it thats all
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious! Haha! XD
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